Reading progress update: I've read 27%.

Fifty Shades Darker - E.L. James

I'm listening to this being read by Mark:

So far, I'm on chapter 6, and it's worse than the previous book. I'm so bored, even Mark's comments not making this much better. I'm fed up with them having sex. Is anything ever going to happen in this, or is it just one really long, really lucrative PWP? More importantly, why aren't I writing stuff like this and becoming a millionaire?